Senior Management miss the lost PM

Overheard at the recent Festive Eve Gathering, members of the senior management were talking about the Lost PM and how they didn't get the opportunity to say farewell. While the words 'swarthy' and 'handsome' were not present in abundance, the loss was noted.
Also, it was asked by another party whether the Lost PM would be back and there were hints that he may be.
What developments are we not aware of?
Will the farming stint be a wash-out and the carrot crop not sustain the Lost PM?
Watch this space.

Major Data Centre Blackout Caused to Protect Identity

It has been rumoured that a recent blackout that disabled a leading educational organisations data centre for nearly two days was to protect individuals that had been named in a recently leaked series of documents. The extent that persons went to involved de-powering an entire suburb and ensuring that the hosting company was not able to bring its power-loss mitigation strategies into play. More to follow ...

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